Sunday, November 16, 2008

Also Sprach Ecclestone.

Just finished watching the press conference given by the delegates of the Montreal Grand Prix. These guys tried to bring Bernie Ecclestone to reason and negotiate a feasible monetary plan to help save our race venue. To no avail. Bernie's demands are absolutely unreasonable and especially, uncompromising. 175 million dollars for five years and with a bank guaranty to boot! Why does he need so much money? He already rakes in the revenues generated by ALL on-site sponsors and advertising. The private paddock box seats also belong to him! He's completely delirious and out of touch with reality. Hey Bernie, quick question; what more will it take to make you feel alive and whole?

Max Mosley and the FIA have asked every team on the circuit to cut cost but Uncle Ecclestone just wants more. Hell, even China might not survive because of the prohibitive costs! Frankly, even though it's a death blow for F1 fans in Montreal, I applaud the decision that the Comittee (for lack of a better description) took in the face of Ebeneezer Ecclestone's demands. They offered a solution which could've been beneficial to everyone but I suspect Bernie had to refuse because other venues who "are in trouble" would've tried the same negotiating tactics. We've given him money, power and prestige for the last thirty years and yet, he just brushed us off like you would a pesky fly. When you can't reason or find a compromise with someone, walk away.

Montreal has lost a valuable gem in its triple-crown. We have the Just for Laugh and Jazz Festival to keep us busy during the summer. The opening event to the season was the Grand Prix and depending on the success of the patronage, Montreal could figure out what kind of money would load its coffers before the fall. Now, we start with a "loss" of between 75 to 80 million dollars...ouch! Also lost are jobs connected with the Grand Prix: sponsors, advertisers, suppliers, technical crews, hotels and restaurants. Gone is the prestige and International flair that came with F1 crowd. That won't change how we are seen by the world but those three days in June gave Montreal a little more oomph and bragging rights.

Montreal will go on living and maybe one day, the F1 circus will come back to town. Should it return, it won't be because Bernie came to his senses but because he was
forced to change his ways. Montreal could become a turning point, when all the other actors in Formula One come together and say "Hey Bernie, that's enough!"

I hope that day was today.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Sticky Fingers

From the time we parked the car on the street late Saturday to around 9 p.m Sunday night, some shit sonovabitch stole our fog lights right out of their housings. We don't drive a Beemer, Merc, Porsche or any other fancy/ expensive car....nope, just your average middle class Toyota and an older model at that. Fuckwit here took his time, reached underneath the car and just yanked everything out. Only thing he left were the end connectors. He was obviously looking for those foglights and just took 'em. I feel such anger, not at the loss of a few things but because a thief took what didn't belong to him. AArrgghhhh!!!! Mother@#$%^&&*...I just want to find him and rip his teeth out by his nostrils, I'm that pissed!

I would like to thank Toyota for making it so damn easy for any two-bit crook to simply reach out and take what isn't theirs. I would like to thank the cops for not patrolling the streets enough at night. I don't feel protected and I know my property isn't safe. I will also thank that little bastard for reminding me why I believe so strongly that the Human Herd needs to be thinned out. We are moving out of this bloody place next July and it can't come soon enough.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

"He" ain't here...yet.

In 1989, Public Enemy were jawin' hard to the inner city youth that they had to unite and Fight the Power. Their manifesto was simple; the root of all Black America's problems came from the fact that the ones in charge were Rich and White. It was never that simple and I won't get into it.

Suffice it to say that The Man had it all, shared nothing and would do anything to have more. Greed, Power and Ambition...a limitless, self-sustaining energy source that has attracted many to IT, like ants to a picnic. Nobody escapes that kind of corruption, ever. One only needs to read a concise history book to understand. Corruption, it seems, has always been color blind. I suppose Chuck D. conveniently forgot that fact while grinding his axe.

For one obvious reason, we can't call Mr. Obama "The Man". Guess we'll find out if we need a new moniker for him after he settles in the Oval Office.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Changing of the Guard.

History was made in the good 'ole US of A. Tonight, an African-American was voted in as the 44th President of the Republic. Over the next several while, we will be inundated with all sorts of historical references from Abraham Lincoln to Rosa Parks. If it's closely (or not) related to Race and Colour, it will be heard. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if the good Rev. Jesse Jackson tries to re-ignite his claim to fame by mentioning that he paved the way for a generation of young black Americans to aim high and reach for the Presidency.

America will now be walking the tightrope of a deeply divided Nation. On one side, you will find bigots thriving on racial tensions, Nay-Sayers who are just looking for excuses and the
I-Told-You-So's who are getting ready to rub it in our faces. These people are arrogant and narcissists who believe in the inherent Superiority of their Race. Now, the "enemy" has been put into office with the help of traitors.

The other side is the complex human tapistry that make up the United States. Immigrants have crossed over America's borders; legally or not. They've helped build that country into the Powerhouse that it has become. They've seeked out a land filled with Milk and Honey, Salvation and Hope. Most got with the program but some could not because of skin colour. They grew up with fear and violence. Now, the "saviour" has been put into office with the help of benefactors.

Do you see the obvious. One side; Hate. The other; Revenge. The shit's gonna hit the fan, fast. The new President will be making lots of enemies, from both sides, I'm afraid.
You can't make everybody happy all the time. I hope he has a Plan to mend the United States (Oh! the Irony) and good security.

President-Elect Obama will need all the help he can muster to "S
ummon a new Spirit" because not only does he have to fix all of Dubya's stupidities but he also has to make lots of folks in the USA take a badly needed time-out. Thems' some mighty big shoes to fill, Mr. Obama. I wish you luck, strength and foresight. I hope you REALLY heard the voices of the American People, it would be wise to heed them...lest you go down in history as the Fool who replaced the Retard.

Poor Senator McCain, I guess his choice for a running mate just couldn't help bridge the gap! Hey wait a minute...now that Sarah Palin's 15 minutes are finally up, does that mean Tina Fey's are as well?


Monday, November 3, 2008

BIXI or the little bicycle that shouldn't, part II

Looks like I was wrong, people. Time magazine has just ranked Montreal’s new PBS systems #19 in their Top 50 Inventions of 2008! If you check all 50 inventions, you’ll be able to see for yourself why a Rent-A-Bike made that dubious list. It's still just a bloody bicycle folks, not the cure for the common cold! Was there nothing else invented in 2008 to better our lives? Has Man reached Entropy when it names a prime number (#29) as one of the best inventions of 2008? Time to jump ship, me thinks!

Since it’s so meaninglessly cheap and easy to win an award these days, I’m gonna take the next 10-12 weeks off to overhaul (pimp) my yo-yo and fiercely market my "new" invention. It should be ready for unveiling by winter’s end. I believe that fame and fortune will, by far, outweigh the lost of pay, benefits, family and friends. I must aim high...after all, it's Time Magazine!