I see Parking Ticket$!

Yep, it had to happen, The Man served me for a parking infraction, yessir! What a bloody way to start off the day. I woke up late and I had a feeling..no, I was certain that the Green Onions (that's what we call the city's parking "police") were ready to pounce. Lo and behold, I walked out at 8:10 and what to my wondering eyes would appear, not the Onions but a blue & white vehicle with 2 of Montreal's finest inside, parked behind my car, writing me up. Busted!

I nodded, walked over to the cop car and was presented with a 42 dollar fine. One of the cops said "you're taking it well" Well, what am I supposed to do? Moan and bitch and cry...nah, I'm not from Westmount, I'm not a J.A.P and I would probably look dang awful in a skirt, so, it's no use. Besides, I was in clear violation of the by-law.


I just want to know why we can't park here during that bloody hour and a half, it makes no sense....oh, yeah and why are the cops doing the G.O.'s job busting my ass and not going after real crooks...?

Cheers! Go out there and have fun!