To all the arrogant Merc and Beemer drivers out there (males & females, I don't discriminate). Stop acting as if we, Society, should go down on our collective knees to blow you, simply because you drive a penis car. The Highway Safety Code makes no mention that compensating retards, such as yourselves, live in an alternate reality or that you own the roads. Those pretty blue xenon headlamps that you're flashing will never make me change lanes on city streets.
Double white lines on the road are not a special invitation for you to weave across lanes at will. Also, the white-hashed triangle that extends from merging lanes is not a speed-up, butt-in, brake hard test track! Don't be such a tease next time...just crash into the concrete divider already. It will provide terrific, free entertainment while the rest of us wait our turns to merge!
If you are unwilling to give us that satisfaction, I have another suggestion. As you race by a construction zone and if you can spot him, try to hit my brother-in-law dead on and make sure you kill him. For several reasons:
1.) Our family would much rather have the insurance money than his presence.
2.) I have an eye on several of his pneumatic tools.
3.) The insurance companies hardly compensate if you've only been mangled.
You might think very highly of yourself, believing in the old 'Look at the glory that is I' mantra. Your mother also thought you were special but it doesn't give you the right to put our lives in danger.
Double white lines on the road are not a special invitation for you to weave across lanes at will. Also, the white-hashed triangle that extends from merging lanes is not a speed-up, butt-in, brake hard test track! Don't be such a tease next time...just crash into the concrete divider already. It will provide terrific, free entertainment while the rest of us wait our turns to merge!
If you are unwilling to give us that satisfaction, I have another suggestion. As you race by a construction zone and if you can spot him, try to hit my brother-in-law dead on and make sure you kill him. For several reasons:
1.) Our family would much rather have the insurance money than his presence.
2.) I have an eye on several of his pneumatic tools.
3.) The insurance companies hardly compensate if you've only been mangled.
You might think very highly of yourself, believing in the old 'Look at the glory that is I' mantra. Your mother also thought you were special but it doesn't give you the right to put our lives in danger.
1 comments:
Nice post. Might I add that the Porsche drivers dont suffer from this affliction even though they have the ultimate vehicle. Heres hoping some snoozing SQ catch them all!
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