Friday, June 12, 2009

You're doing it wrong.

Special shout out to the dude in the red Ford Focus I saw in the Tim Horton's parking lot this morning. Head-a-bobbin' while the sound system's blasting away, (it's 6:40am, mind!) he made his way towards the drive-through and zealously believed in his own magnificence.

Buddy, no amount of time, effort or money you spend on those low profile tires, CNC-machined mags, spoilers, superstar sunglasses and do-rag will EVER, make you or that car, look cool.
at 8:32 AM
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2 comments:

  1. If he puts those neon lights underneath though it will be more aerodynamic and he'll go faster!!!
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  2. Once again Shultzter, you've got it wrong the lights just help others see your WEEEEEEckid Skyds AYE!

    What makes you go fast are the press on go-fast stripes and the decal of Calvin pissing all over the Chevy logo.
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