Parking: You're doing it wrong.

This is what happens in the Timmies parking lot, at 7 o'clock in the morning. This retard simply drove up, parked and stumbled off to get his Java fix. Can you also see the other truck behind this one? You can barely make out the tip of the cab through the driver's side window. All counted, they used up 8 parking lanes...at the busiest time of the day. They say douchebags are just an Internet meme...no, they're real.